fella stands nearly
8 1/2 feet tall, weighs 1 1/4 tons, may or may not be human, and was so
when he was born that it took two women to give him birth. His matches
as a masked lucha libre wrestler are legendary accross the universe as
are his many films which pit him against monsters, madmen, aliens, and
other social outcasts. He's cuddled a lot of vampire women too!
Recently, it has been discovered that most of his "movies" were
actually documentaries of him working for the Mexican government as a
secret agent of fortune. No one living has ever seen the true face of
Grande -- not even the love of his life, the mysterious Black
The only time he ever removes his mask is on Christmas Eve when he
"El Santo Claus" and delivers day old buttermilk biscuits to the
kingdom of the Mole People. He resides in a secret crime trailer and
to eat cheese and onion sandwiches.
wearing his El Mucho Battle Armor, invented by Dr. Maxi Mole..